Pillow

[emsk]

This morning sometime, o’dark hundred, I woke up hearing a bonk bonk bonk noise. Tobermory was punching the headboard.

“Oi! Stop punching the bed!”

“Wrrgle mrohle n bbbbbd FENCE.”

“It’s not a fence, you’re in BED.”

There was silence for a minute as he processed this surprising fact.

“I have a pillow!!!”