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What is it with clothing manufacturers this season? I went looking for trackpants. I dance, I need workout clothes that don’t fall down. It’s not an unreasonable request, right?

So why on earth don’t trackpants come with drawstrings at the moment? I mean, seriously. My hips are wider than my waist, which is not an unusual circumstance among women. Elastic is all well and good, but elastic stretches. I want a drawstring! so when I’m dancing or running, my pants remain IN PLACE.

I have given up, and resorted to the purchase of pajama pants. Those at least have drawstrings and will reliably remain where I tie them.

Grrr.