Life is random sometimes.

I have new shiny cooking equipment. One KitchenAid mixer, with sundry attachments.

Owing to my inability to make appropriate portions, we have had three days worth of home-made pasta meals, including lunch portions. Very tasty pasta, mind you.

I am continuing to learn to salsa. For the first time in years, I am actually enjoying something related to exercise; admittedly I had a bit of a mental paddy with myself tonight, when the instructor tried to walk me through something I hadn’t done before and I got it wrong, but hey! That’s my own mental quirk which I really, really need to deal properly with, because newsflash: people are not expected to be good at things the first time ever. It has been fun every other lesson, and frankly I need to give my WAH I AM NOT PERFECT a good kick up the arse, because hey, not perfect and THAT’S OK.

In other news, I swear to god I am not lying: I got propositioned by a hooker on my way home. (The dance studio is near our red-light district and… I guess my car was parked too close tonight?)

Her: “Hey honey, you want some fun?”

Me: “er, what?” (thinking: don’t you have some original lines?)

Her: “… this is K road. What do you think?”

Me: “Get bent.”

Her: “I already am?”

I wasn’t trying to be funny…

Also, I don’t know why, but some part of me is actually quite insulted. She wasn’t even very attractive.

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