Why pets require a savings account
Nov. 5th, 2009 10:50 pmSummary of last 40 minutes in the Mahalian household:
* This included a debate with self on how to declare a five point three kilogram ten month old feline as a kitten. Vet declared cat to be kitten, just one big-ass kitten heading for big-ass catness.
- Pre-bed trip to toilet
- Note kitten has joined self in bathroom
- note kitten eating
- realise kitten just swallowed 20cm of ribbon
- freak out
- Telephone emergency vet, describe situation and kitten*
- drive to emergency vet
- pay $199.70 for privilege of watching kitten yark up ribbon (thank god - one injection, copious yarking, production of ribbon, second injection, cessation of yarking)
- drive home
- kitten vanishes under bed
- human copiously searches for other swallowable non-food objects, hurriedly removes from bedroom
* This included a debate with self on how to declare a five point three kilogram ten month old feline as a kitten. Vet declared cat to be kitten, just one big-ass kitten heading for big-ass catness.
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