Suck it up, buttercup

[emsk]

I love my husband. He brings joy to my life in so many ways.

I asked him, today, to shake baking soda over the carpet in the living room, as it needed a really good vacuum and I wanted a bit of a de-smell as well.

Apparently there was some confusion over the correct substance, because when I got home, he was carefully vacuuming the cornflour out…